YPF

Well, its now the day after the Young Playwrights Festival. THANK GOD. I have to admit I did have fun on Friday… all 15 hours of fun. But I don’t think that me being miserable for the week prior is really worth it. I don’t get to “bond” with any of the children or the actors. I felt like an un-creative gofering fool. I haven’t even mentioned that I think my brain fell out onto the floor and there was no food in my house.

Your a big breasted woman...

So I am sitting at my desk at work today and an older gentleman approaches my window. He tells me that he has a delivery… he didn’t look like any other delivery man I have encountered. (And yes, they have all been men so far…) Anyway, after dropping off the stuff near the bar (which he was upset about doing because “How, then, could he get a drink?”) he asked me to sign the slips. I asked if I could sign anywhere - he proceeded to tell me “Don’t sign anywhere, sign your name.” Haha! This guy is a joker. Alright. While I was signing I could have sworn he said, “You’re a big breasted woman.”

I sort of did a double take and said, what? He then continues, “If big breasted women work at hooters, where do one legged women work?” I played along and said where? “IHOP.”

Here I sit...

I am at work sort of hiding…. the lights are off, the automatic door is switched off and there are signs that read “Theater closed today.” I am watching people walk by holding steak on a stick, cotton candy and balloons. It is Kid’s Expo 2007! I have been warned. I have been advised to keep the shades down and the front door locked. I am really too chicken shit to go that far, but right now sitting in the dark seems to work. Now, when I have to pee I should lock that front door. Fun. That will be fun especially because I am waiting for an order of cookies and brownies to be dropped off.

So I did bring knitting, a sock that I will not fuck up this time. I do wish I had brought in a movie. That would really kill a lot of time. Um, yeah it is completely strange watching a little girl run in the street that normally has loads of traffic on it… lets hope the phone starts ringing or something….

KP Kissing the Brew

We are brewing beer today. Yum yum. Right now the wort is outside cooling. Its still well over 150 degrees!

Beer.

We brewed beer again.

Good?

I am a catholic. Never really understood why catholics are insanely depressing. Good Friday is really more like Bad Friday. Whatever. Crazy bastards. Gonna brew this weekend. Gonna stitch this weekend. Gonna bitch this weekend! And for the first time in my life I burned my sauce.